When you’re becoming a parent for the first time, there’s lots of resources to learn lessons from. But one Twitch viewer decided to ditch the parental-help books for the infinite wisdom of Dr DisRespect, and well, it didn’t disappoint.
The streamer, who has a daughter himself, received the question from the dad-to-be during the first few minutes of his stream, and the Doc decided to focus on education for his considerate advice. But it’s not the sort of education you’re thinking about, it’s not about the ways of the world or key educational topics, but instead about aliens. Yes, you read that right.
According to Dr DisRespect we should be teaching the next generation about aliens, Area 51 and the “secret space programme” because life from outer space will make contact in the future and we need to prepare some firm handshakes for our new green friends.
“Do what I do – tell them all about aliens,” Dr DisRespect tells his stream. “Like, get it in their head immediately, because I’ve got a feeling that in their generation we are actually going to see these organisms. These different extraterrestrial civilisations start to pop up in the next 20, 30, 40 years.
“It’s going to happen. Some of them are going to be part of synthetic material because we designed them. But anyway, long story short, educate them about the secret space programme and aliens.”
So there you have it from the Doc himself. If you’re not teaching your children about aliens and the government conspiracy theory, you’re not doing your job as a parent right.